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Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, “sorry for being a jerk” the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasnt a big deal. Instead, say “thank you for being so patient with me” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.
— I saw this gem on Reddit tonight. It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.” I’m definitely taking this piece of advice with me into my next relationship. (via blakebaggott
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Let me fuckin rant real quick about long distance relationships…..
THEY SUCK. This nigga is gonna cheat on you, and you are gonna cheat on them, then you’re gonna lie to each other about it but both of y’all are gonna still know the other isn’t faithful… Grab their phone when you finally see each other after a fucking millennium apart and watch how cat like their reflexes are when they grab that shit back. Then you ask, “oh, hmm, why can’t I see your phone babe?” And their like “I mean I don’t know no reason I just don’t like people looking through my shit.”
You’re already hella suspicious now. A week after y’all are together, you’re gonna start getting an itch down there and thinking to yourself… “Hmmm… That nigha didn’t let me look at his phone I bet he’s hiding some whore.” So you gotta stalk all his social networking shit and you consistently see this obviously desperate side whore that probably gave your boyfriend that std that you have now been exposed to. What do you do next?
Get your genitals taken care of. Then go fuck the hottest guy you see and take a snapchat of it and send it to your lying, cheating dog of a boyfriend.
You no longer have a boyfriend. BUT you just had great sex with someone that you don’t know and you’re probably gonna do it again.
That’s how all long distance relationships work. Protect yourself, ladies. Get out before it’s too late.